How many times has this happened to you? You go to pull into a car park spot and the car that is already parked in the spot next to you is over the line. The result is you too having to park in a spot not as neatly as you’d have liked, maybe even over…
We all suffer from it from time to time. That build up of stress put upon us by other motorists. Some of us are quick on the horn, some even quicker on flicking the bird. I however am someone who lets it go. Usually. Lately, I have found my road rage stewing and building up…
Imagine this: You have a craving, an intense desire for a particular food you love. You know exactly what it is you want but you know you can never have it again. That is what you’ve done to me, Red Rock Deli. Let me explain. Each and every week when I would be doing my…
This is a text exchange that happened to me not too long ago. Think I’m okay to post it now the heat has died down but just in case I’m still in the dog house (so to speak) I’ve changed the names of those involved. Enjoy. *BZZ BZZ* Stan: Hey mate. Where is it you…
Some time a few years ago I was experiencing a slightly sore left nut, sorry, testicle (to keep it medical). It seemed higher than normal and was more uncomfortable than anything. So, despite how awkward it felt, I did the right thing went to the doctor. The man doctor (phew) told me to take off…
The six months after the horrific accident that nearly lost me my middle right finger were frustrating, boring and painful. With my whole right hand, my main hand, out of action even the most menial of tasks were an effort. Wrapped up in a ball of bandages for most of this time, the finger was…
This year was my 10th consecutive Anzac day celebrated at my local bowling club at Kahibah and every year I watch as the young, naive people who don’t frequent the club swarm in and not know how to line up for a beer. For those who don’t know, bowling clubs often employ the Subway Principal…
Part One is here, part 2 here… So there I was, home alone, stranded, unable to drive anywhere due to my finger but desperately needing medical help to change my bandages. I ran a few options over in my head. I could stay in my new pool of blood until someone came home in 8…
For Part One of this trilogy CLICK HERE Upon discovery of my gruesome injury I was driven promptly to the emergency room where on my arrival I had to explain my accident to the nurse. Me: I sat on my hand getting into a van and my finger popped open Nurse: *glares at me with…