The Men’s Room
I am at the urinal doing my business when a man walks in sporting an awesome mustache and begins using the urinal next to me.
Me: Wow, that’s awesome!
Me: I wish I could get mine to grow as long and thick as that.
Me: You get much money for it?
He finishes his business quickly and leaves in a hurry. It’s not until he has left I realised I never mentioned I was talking to this man about his mustache.