The Dentist
Dentist: Alright, just put your head back and open your mouth wide.
Me: aighhh (speaking with my mouth wide open)
Dentist: Oh my god!
Me: Wha?!
Dentist: I’ve never seen anything like this.
Me: Huh?
Dentist: It’s horrible!
Me: Wha wha!?
Dentist: It’s… some sort of growth on your lip…
Me: … huh?
Dentist: It’s some ginger, fuzzy growth, it’s disgusting.
Me: Shu ud *shut up
Dentist: I’ll do what I can but i work primarily in the mouth, you might want to see a plastic surgeon about it.
Me: *sigh*
